Showing posts with label SNRA cell towers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SNRA cell towers. Show all posts

Thursday, October 16, 2008

The Cell Catcher in the Galena Rye

"Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some unconnected game in this big field of SNRA and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, with cell phone reception I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the reception area cliff- I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the cell catcher in the SNRA and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be."

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The SNRA consists of 756,000 acres. Since there are 43,560 square feet per acre, this means that the recreation area holds 32,931,360,000 square feet. Therefore, the 970 square feet about which Mr. Phillips complains, takes up a 1 / 41,166,350.5 portion.

If beetles burn off the region around the Galena Tower monopine, this means that area where young men have already suffocated to death while snowboarding, will become more prone to avalanches. Even more reason to have a cell tower installed, exactly at that pinnacle point for where it is planned!

Crashes of various sorts occur around Galena, almost every year. Here are a handful of recent examples:

http://www.mtexpress.com/story_printer.php?ID=2005116569

http://www.mtexpress.com/index2.php?ID=2005102326&var_Year=2005&var_Month=03&var_Day=30

http://www.mtexpress.com/index2.php?ID=2005113591&var_Year=2006&var_Month=12&var_Day=27

http://www.mtexpress.com/index2.php?ID=2005116627

http://www.mtexpress.com/index2.php?ID=2005116751&var_Year=2007&var_Month=08&var_Day=24

Great jumping Jehoshaphat, we have waited amply enough for some potentially lifesaving towers in our SNRA. Let us quit quibbling about these technological enhancing gifts and allow, without further adieu, these beacons of safety to be installed, Godspeed, in this logical spot, by a company who is visibly sensitive to impacts this will bring, both good and bad.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The SNRA consists of 756,000 acres. Since there are 43,560 square feet per acre, this means that the recreation area holds 32,931,360,000 square feet. Therefore, the 970 square feet about which Mr. Phillips complains, takes up a 1 / 41,166,350.5 portion.

If beetles burn off the region around the Galena Tower monopine, this means the area where young men have already been killed snowboarding, will become more prone to avalanches. Even more reason to have a cell tower installed, exactly at that pinnacle point for where it is planned!

Crashes of various sorts occur around Galena almost every year. Here are a handful of recent examples:

http://www.mtexpress.com/story_printer.php?ID=2005116569

http://www.mtexpress.com/index2.php?ID=2005102326&var_Year=2005&var_Month=03&var_Day=30

http://www.mtexpress.com/index2.php?ID=2005113591&var_Year=2006&var_Month=12&var_Day=27

http://www.mtexpress.com/index2.php?ID=2005116627

http://www.mtexpress.com/index2.php?ID=2005116751&var_Year=2007&var_Month=08&var_Day=24

For goodness sakes, we have waited more than long enough for some potentially lifesaving towers in our SNRA. Let us stop quibbling and allow, without further adieu, these beacons of safety to be installed in this logical spot, by a company who is visibly sensitive to impacts this will bring, both good and bad.

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