Unfunny for the sensitive

This fresh idea of third-hand smoke,
It is no longer, not merely a joke,

If you hug a smoker or two today,
Be brief, as smoke sticks, and then relays,

Unto innocents, via dark shirt,
Bad Smoke shall not filter, it is not inert,

New fanged Chemical Scientists insist,

For third-time transfers, then rich$smoke must exist!

-   Comedian Nosmo King

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