Thursday, October 18, 2007

Back door screens

Dr. Honts had the courage to speak up about this.

Searching passenger’s clues for intent is just another vast profiteering scheme that unscrupulous lobbyists are trying to push forward.

Who watchers the watchers? Is every airline employee and TSA agent screened before coming on his or her daily shift and upon nonchalant break returns from outside the secure areas?

Perhaps by next year, when our beloved Larry Craig becomes a lobbyist, he will explain from a pedestal high within the Temporal Security Agency that professional terrorist jackals have circumvented facial intent detectors. Therefore, we will require an even shiner, more expense laden, crystal mind-reading machine:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn7304.html

Most TSA screeners believe that they are that they are serving a great patriotic duty. However, the occasional rogue agent must slip though. Imagine a day one of those machines is flipped against the wrong agent, projecting his innermost thoughts loudly over the airport public broadcast system:

“I cannot wait to taze some towel head Islam butt, with this cheer Rambo rod-stick”

Perhaps we do need every machine in the world, dialed in to help protect us from our own sorry states.

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