Sunday, November 04, 2007

Cow tipsy - with ketchup on top

Thank you, Rocky Barker for continuing to expose this.

Cattle mutilations should be newsworthy too, whereas there are hundreds if not thousands reported each year throughout the globe.

It must be difficult for editors to zone in on the best way to write about these baffling incidents, when the root causes are seemingly unknowable.

‘Seevee’ asks savvily in this thread, “Has anybody EVER come forward to admit to "ritual" cattle mutilation? Has anybody EVER been caught red-handed doing this?”

Blaming these incidents on UFO’s, almost seems like a cliché or taking the easy way out for a reasonable explanation, since flying saucers have now been imbedded into our modern mythology culture, for over sixty solid years.

But if it’s not UFO’s and not rowdy cow-tipping teenagers, then who or what are perpetrating these puzzling nighttime mutilations, so often without any vehicle tire tracks nearby or even a droplet of blood left remaining in the bovines? Even the coyotes have enough horse sense to not nibble upon the carcass with the strange vibration.

I’m scratching my head like a mad scientist here, wondering which is worse: the intentions of whomever is committing these mutilations, or the aims of those in charge of obscuring the fact that mad cow disease has yes indeed penetrated deeply into Idaho’s heart.

Or can there be some blood relation between the two uncanny subject matters?

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