Fourth & Goners / Flash update on our Bill of Rights

Submitted by JBanholzer on Sat, 10/20/2007 - 9:11pm.

We are way behind in this game, it is Fourth down, and long, actually ninety-nine yards to go and the Central Scrutinizers state that there are some type of yellowcake flakes preparing to rain down on us. Is this my imagination? Anyhow, our Quarterback is no longer taking this game seriously anymore, what are we to do? Wait a minute, there is this guy, Number one (in all the legit polls) R. Paul on the sidelines – I cannot tell if he is warming up or not…

Oh, never mind I must have zoned in on the wrong channel. Now back to the game that most everyone believes is the important one…