Moved a piano into the River Bend beer brewmeister’s house yesterday morning.

After helping lug it in, I recommended that he install beer holders on each end of the keys to help keep better harmony.

Then he gave us a short tour of his zymurgy facility.

Made us all quite thirsty, seeing the miracle of beer brewing.

I asked him about distribution and he said that it’s only in this valley –From Galena Lodge to South Valley Pizzeria. I’ve drank one at both places, but never in the same day.

He said that he is in the phone book underneath everything related to beer. I replied that he should try “Zymurgy” too ‘cause then he’d be the last name in the phone book, opposed to A-1 Taxi, who is first.

Or perhaps he could go in half-and-half with the cab company for creative phone book ad:

If you’ve reached “zymurgy” perhaps, you need A-1.